The days flew on by and before I knew it the weekend had appeared and it caught me unawares and sprang up and smacked me in the face. Ahh, what to do, what to do. Had to do something...but what? Most folks I've grown acquainted with this past week opted to go rock climbing somewhere. I ain't no climber, so I declined the invitation. Instead, me and another coworker decided to check out some interesting peaks within Zion National Park. Sounded like a cool, straightforward idea. So a couple of days ago, on the 7th, the two of us made the drive to the park with no concrete plans for the day, just a bunch of loosely scattered ideas and a hankering to climb at least one interesting peak: Nippletop.
Ahh yes, Nippletop. I had known about Nippletop for a long time, always making note of its pointy summit each time the fam and I drove into the park from the east. You can't miss it; it's definitely one of the more distinct peaks in the area. Ever since I'd first seen it I've wanted to climb it, and as soon as my coworker learned of its existence he wished to climb it as well. So it was settled; we were gonna climb it. How terribly exciting!
Up the road and on through the tunnel we went, winding up the curves until finding a pullout somewhat close to the base of Nippeltop. We got out, threw on some layers, and then left the road and entered a dry wash. From there we found a way up to the base of Nippletop's north ridge, staying slightly to the west to avoid a large fissure and much steeper terrain. We zig-zagged up steep sandstone slabs, stopping every now and then to catch our breath.
We eventually crossed the fissure when it was most easy to do so, now directly ascending the middle of the north ridge. A few steep minutes later and we had reached the top of the ridge, now walking on terrain that was much more agreeable to our quads and calves. We took a break, admiring the excellent views of the rugged slickrock terrain that surrounded us.
Navigation from this point onward was very straightforward; we simply walked on the ridge towards our destination. Continuing along the ridge, we were soon gifted with a gorgeous view of Nippletop and the rest of the route we had left to travel. The brief class 3 section to gain the mesa rim looked a bit scary from far away, but the closer we got to it the more reasonable it became. We were soon underneath it, deciding to ditch an obvious use trail to do some unnecessary scrambling 'cause, why not? We directly ascended the thing, pulling an awkward move at one point that definitely got the adrenal glands nice and happy. Who needs caffeine? A little exposure in the morning will wake you up in no time!
| Class 3 section |
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| Fun, avoidable scambling |
Once we had gained the mesa rim, all that was left was a nice and simple walk on the "breast" towards the "nipple." Easy traveling on a gentle grade awaited us, and soon we had made it to the base of the summit block. A super short and simple class 3 scramble later and we had finally reached the top of the nipple. At long last...
The views from the summit of Nippletop were some of the best I've ever seen from any peak. Panoramic, 360 degrees, all overlooking a vast, rugged landscape that melts the mind and tugs the soul. High desert, colorful rocks, a spattering of trees. Reds and whites and greens and the crystal clear blue of the endless sky. Canyons, divots, hoodoos, peaks and mesas galore, too many to explore, too many to know. We sat on the summit for a good long while, our eyes inhaling the spectacular scenery, our mouths producing eloquent words such as "sweet" and "wow" and "yep." The wind kicked up, we donned more layers, hunkered down, and remained where we were, our eyes scanning the landscape, too many things to see, too many things to perceive.
But we had to leave at some point, so we said goodbye to the nipple and retraced our steps off the breast. We took a much easier and safer route for the descent, avoiding the unnecessary stuff we ascended on the way up. Down the ridge, down the slickrock, back in the wash, back in the car. It wasn't even noon yet. Still had a whole day ahead of us. Ahh, what to do...what to do...
I mentioned some other peaks we could check out, which prompted a conversation about entering the park and taking the tram and seeing the sights and stuff and such. So we drove on down the road, back through the tunnel and out to the visitor center, where it took almost half an hour to find a place to park. Good lord. That was no fun at all. And then we crammed ourselves on a jam-packed tram and the people were loud and laughing and everyone smelled like sunscreen, shampoo and cologne and people got on and off and it was like we were on the metro in downtown Los Angeles. Very jarring. A complete and polar opposite vibration from that felt on Nippletop.
And so we got off at stop six and I ate the rest of my food and then we got on the trail for Angels Landing and my coworker talked about how he used to run up this trail every day when he worked at the lodge and people were going up and down and down and up at all times, people of all walks of life, people blasting music, people dressed in gym clothes, people dressed in street clothes, dudes walking shirtless in the sun and ladies clad in tight fitting sports bras and spandex. And we ascended the switchbacks and "Walter's Wiggles" and we made it to Scout's Lookout and continued on the West Rim Trail, finding a spot in the sun to stop and rest and nap for a bit. And we dozed in the sun and got good and tan and we stayed there for a while, listening to the hum of all the folks making the trek to Angels Landing.
Rested, recharged, energized and ready to rock and roll, we carried on with our walk, following the West Rim Trail as it made its way farther away from the hullabaloo down below. And we left the trail at some point and followed a noticeable use path through slickrock and sand to a little prominence that I recognized as Refrigerator Peak. And we climbed it fairly quickly, reaching a well-worn high point that had a bunch of names etched into the sandstone. And a group of young spring breakers had followed us and they reached the summit not too long after we did, so we left them to their devices and we made our way back down, descending the steep western face back to the West Rim Trail.
| Looking back at the ridge to Refrigerator Peak |
| View from Refrigerator Peak |
Not entirely done for the day, we decided to hit up two more peaks: Majestic Spur and Little Majestic. These two unassuming knobs were clearly visible from the trail and we figured we'd might as well check them out while we had the chance.
So we left the trail once again, walking on a nice and wide and flat slickrock highway, heading south and then west towards the two peaks. We followed a use trail which quickly disappeared, traveling up and out of a tiny dry wash, through manzanita and cactus, careful not to disturb the occasional patch of cryptobiotic soil.
| Majestic Spur left, Little Majestic right |
We decided to climb Majestic Spur first, mostly 'cause it looked really cool. Steep, pointy, covered in trees—what's not to love? So we made our way to its slanted, slick base and found a steep, slippery way to its summit. A lot of loose rock, a wee bit of route finding, but nothing too bad. A short scamper up a loose slope and we were on the pointy summit in no time.
| Majestic Spur Summit |
| Lookin' southeast |
| Lookin' northeast |
Splendid views of the Zion backcountry spread out before us, various rugged peaks looming in the distance. We had both run out of food and were running low on water by this point, so my coworker whipped out some expired electrolyte powder that was given away for free at work and we poured it into our water bottles and shook 'em up good and drank our fill, the taste mild and unassuming. And then we retraced our steps off Majestic Spur and hopped on over to Little Majestic, the last peak of the day.
A swift walk up easy class 2 slabs brought us to the unremarkable summit nice and quick, the views exactly the same as those found on Majestic Spur. Personally, I found Majestic Spur to be far more interesting and would simply skip Little Majestic altogether (unless you really wanna see what's up there for some reason). And so we sat for a little bit, drank more of our expired electrolyte mix, and then slowly made our way off the summit back to the West Rim Trail.
| Heading back... |
We took a much easier route on the way back, traveling in a large slickrock bowl that we somehow completely missed on our way up. And the bowl led to the highway, and the highway to the trail, and the trail to the tram. Much less people out and about now, the sun going down, the walls turning bright orange, the temps cooling off, night approaching, the day coming to a close. We left the trail, got on a tram, this one nearly empty. And we got off at the visitor center and found the car in the now nearly vacant parking lot, started 'er up and drove on out of there.
It had been a great day on some great peaks, a tiny sample of what Zion has to offer. My curiosity had been piqued, so much so that I drove back into the park the very next day to check out even more peaks. But that's a story for another time.


