Sunday, July 31, 2022

The Chicken Spring Lake Incident


Sometimes you do stuff that doesn't turn out the way that you pictured in your mind's eye. Sittin' around daydreamin' an' such, thinkin' and idealizing a certain occurence or goal or project or somethin' like that. You spend a good long time thinkin' about this thing, plannin' it, lookin' forward to it, and then—BOOM: reality. No matter how much you plan, no matter how well you think it's going to turn out, reality will take over and do with your plan whatever it damn well pleases. When you actually go out into the real world and set that plan into motion whatever is going to happen is going to happen. You can have goals yes, you can have expectations and wants/desires/needs that you can plan and prepare for—but whatever's gonna happen is gonna happen. Sometimes the goal is realized, sometimes it's not. This is a story of not. 

Me n' the sister had planned on tackling the JMT this summer, starting at Horseshoe Meadows and ending at Happy Isles in Yosemite National Park. Northbound. Two hundred and fifty miles and change. We planned for this trip, prepped for it, bought all the food n' such, secured the permits and whatnot and drove up to Lone Pine where we stayed the night and ate our last nice meal and slept in nice comfy beds. In the morning we got up, double checked our stuffs, and then drove up to the trailhead to begin our monumental trek through the exquisite wilderness.

The Trailhead


We meandered our way up to our first hindrance of the day: Cottonwood Pass. We took it slow and went with the flow, stopping often and takin' breathers here and there in order to adjust to the altitude. Once we got to the top we took in the views and munched on a few fruit snacks. Its elevation of 11,200ft easily made its presence felt in our lungs. Full breaths that didn't feel full. Elevated heart rates even though we were sittin' down and doing nothin' in particular. But the view distracted us from these symptoms and we felt a wave of accomplishment upon tackling this first of many obstacles. 

Cottonwood Pass

We arrived at our destination, Chicken Spring Lake, shortly thereafter. At an even higher elevation than the pass, our goal was to acclimate here overnight so as to make the rest of the trek easy peasy lemon squeezy. This goal was never realized. 

To make a long story short we ended up turning around the next day after hikin' four or so miles west of Chicken Spring Lake, a little ways past the junction to Solder Lakes inside the Sequoia National Park boundary. The sis had developed symptoms of altitude sickness overnight that never fully dissipated throughout the following day. There was a long discussion with lots of ideas thrown around but we finally decided that the best course of action was gettin' the frick outta them mountains. It was the right thing to do. 

Camp

There ain't no reason to be voluntarily miserable. Could we have gone on? Yes. Would it have sucked? Yes. Would the symptoms have disappeared in the following days? Who knows. You never really wanna gamble in the mountains. And judging from my track record in Vegas I wasn't too keen to try. 


Our original goal of doing the entire trail was never reached. Our attempt—a complete failure. From a statistical standpoint we only ended up hikin' around 16 miles. That's 6.4% of the entire trail. According to my professors a 6.4% ain't exactly a passin' grade. And, funny enough, we never actually set foot on the JMT. Going northbound, we wouldn't of started hikin' the actual fabled path until after we'd hiked 20 miles of the PCT first. And to top it all off we only spent one night on the trail. One night. A spectacular failure indeed.

Looking at this trip from a statistical standpoint reveals a lugubrious letdown. A whimsical washout. A fiasco. A flop. A dead duck. A boat full of holes and a balloon made of lead. Something to remember with contempt and disdain. An embarrassment. Something that makes you never wanna try it again because it was such an ignominious humiliation to the ego. But whatever was gonna happen was gonna happen. And going into this trip with that mindset greatly eased the sting of failure; in fact, it nearly erased all evidence of one even occurring. 

Going to the woods is many different things to many different people. There are those who wish to conquer them, to make their mark, to stand upon the mountain and scream, "Yes! I have done it! Look at what I have done!" They walk through the woods to prove to themselves that they can do it, to prove to others that they can do it. Then there are those who seek solitude in the woods, to escape from reality and let their minds wander into oblivion whilst listening to the gurgling streams and the wind in the trees. They go to get away from it all, to decompress, to do some soul searchin' or somethin' like that. There are those who go to get fit. There are those who go to marvel and gape and gawk at natural beauty. There are those who go for recreation, for relaxation, for education. And then there are those who go to just go. To go 'cause they're there. To go and walk through the woods and take it all in as the day progresses. To live in the present for a little bit. To appreciate what they're seein' firsthand and knowin' that they're the first and last people to see it that way before the moment is gone and locked away in the recesses of their memories. 


Slowin' down and takin' in everything really helped pad the runtime of this trip. Even though we were only on the trail for two days it felt much, much longer than that. There were tons of people on the trail, all doing there own thing, all going to different places and seeing different things. There was the elderly couple who had camped up at Chicken Spring Lake the night before we arrived. They had to hike back to the parkin' lot, having to escort one of their elderly friends back down to Lone Pine after this friend suffered a bout of altitude sickness. They hiked back in the cold, cold night under the pale light of the moon. And then, just the next day, they hiked all the way back up to Chicken Spring. Left their gear up there. Hopefully it was still there.

And then there was the young couple, zoomin' their way down the trail. They were plannin' on doing the entire JMT (plus the additional 20 miles of PCT) in just 15 days. They had ultralight packs with ultralight gear and ultralight shoes and ultra tight clothes. And they were runnin' out of water. And they looked tired.

And then there were the countless other people hikin' solo. Some had monstrously big packs, the kind that would make Norman Clyde proud, while others barely had anything aside from a bag and a bear canister. Some of these people were old, some young, some fit, some fat, some that looked like they knew what they were doing, some looking completely out of their elements. 

And whisking past hither and thither were the lightning fast day hikers. Some were dressed casually, wearing city clothes and the like, hikin' only a few hundred feet into the woods while holdin' their toddlers or water bottles or sunscreen. And then there were the ones with their Salomon packs and their trekkin' poles and their Hoka trail shoes and Patagonia visors steamrollin' their way 20 miles deep into the backcountry. 

Look! Horsies! 

And at Chicken Spring Lake there were all sorts of folks. Some had been there two days and were just now leaving, kissing this alpine paradise goodbye. Others were just comin' in, much like ourselves. And people just kept tricklin' in as the day went on; some stayed, some stayed for a little bit and left, and others just breezed right on through. For those that stayed there were a great many variety of shelters. Walmart tents, Coleman Tents, no tents at all. Lookin' around at the scenery would not only reveal the rugged alpine moonscape of gnarled bark and granite, but also the neon green and red and yellow reflecting off all those NEMO and MARMOT and MSR and SIERRA DESIGNS tents that everyone bought at their local REI. Their were a few ultralight tents that caught my eye, some that looked paper thin, supported only by a pair of trekking poles and looked as if they would instantly collapse if the slightest of breezes were to perk up at any given moment. 

And each of these groups were their own little microcosm and they were each separated from one another and they all did their own thing in their own respective little bubbles. The sounds of their conversations echoed off the walls surrounding the lake along with their laughter and chuckling and, later on, their snoring. And they all cooked dinner at around the same time and they all took turns walkin' around the lake and all but a few remained outside to watch the afternoon thunderstorms roll over the mountains. 

Big cloud


And from noon to about 5:00pm it rained off and on and the raindrops made big wet sploshes on the placid surface of the lake and the ducks took shelter and the lighting lit up the angry clouds and the thunder boomed and banged and clanged and shook the sky and it sounded like a bass boosted bellyache coming from God Himself. And everything was fresh and alive and the rain was heavy in plops and it would pour one moment and disappear the next and the chipmunks sat on the rocks watchin' you with their beady little eyes just waiting for you to drop some jerky or M&M's or something like that. 

And while the rain subsided and the clouds became less angry the sun would shine through and play tricks on the mind as it cast Instagram filter after Instagram filter upon the ever changing color of the slate gray granite cliffs. Shadows flickered and danced and the rocks possessed this piercing and vivid and bright shine as the sun filtered it's light through the cottonball clouds. And the wind died down so much so that the surface of the lake became a perfect reflecting pool; a mirror of the sky, a portal into the heavens. And then the rain would come back and muddle it all up again and we sat and watched it all go down. And eventually the clouds disappeared altogether, the afternoon temper tantrum in the sky was complete, and the alpenglow began and night fell and the whole area became illuminated in cold gray light.

Reflection Pool


And in the morning everything was calm and the sound of stoves and boiling water surrounded the area and the inhabitants ate instant oat meal washed it down with instant coffee. And the hike out revealed nothing new, just the same timeless beauty of the Sierra only this time in different locations. The clouds still danced up in the sky. The lighting, still surreal. And the gnarled pines weren't going nowhere and the mountains were still tall and people came and went and it was all very good. 

On our way back, while we were walking around Chicken Spring Lake, I came to a sudden realization that I had decided to do this trip for the wrong reasons. I wasn't in the right mindset. I thought that I wanted to do it to prove to myself that I could. To be able to see things that I wouldn't normally be able to see. But I lacked the discipline. I didn't feel like wakin' up every morning, wolfin' down a cliff bar, hikin' all day long and then settin' up camp and then eatin' dinner and then going to bed and then doing the same thing again and again for 22 days. At least as of now, through hikin' really ain't my thing. I'd rather hike a few miles and set up a basecamp somewheres and then climb a bunch of mountains and then head on back. 

In either case, you'll still see the same ol' beauty of the land. Some will say that seeing certain things that are isolated feel better because they're earned or that hardly anyone has seen them. Whatevs. Scenery is scenery. Drivin' up to see the General Sherman Tree is just as fantastic as climbin' up thousands of feet to see a view of the Great Western Divide. They're both good experiences. I guess that some don't like the fact that one of those places is a lot more touristy than the other. But that's part of the experience. People watchin' can be quite fun at times. You just gotta sit back, relax, and take it all in. 

View South from PCT

View East from Cottonwood Pass

While our trip was cut embarrassingly short we still got to see some truly breathtaking country. Being up high in those elevations is really something special, no matter how close of how far away they are from civilization. Alpine is alpine, just like how desert is desert, rainforest is rainforest, chaparral is chaparral.  If you take it as it is and enjoy it for what it is your in for a good time no matter what happens. And one of these days I'll take another stab at the ol' JMT. When I'm in the right headspace you know? But the sis says she's done with elevation. Told me she ain't ever going back up to the Sierras for a long, long time. I don't blame her. 

Owens Valley





Thursday, July 14, 2022

Vegas, in short


"Las Vegas: All the amenities of modern society in a habitat unfit to grow a tomato."
-Jason Love

Controlled chaos. People of all walks of life. Every flavor of human emotion. They're here and they're there and they're everywhere. Nonstop, 24/7. The dealers look tired and pale and overworked. Some are sympathetic, others make mistakes, but most are stone-faced and stoic and never utter a sound. I went up to one who didn't like me. I was a neophyte; I have never gambled at a table in my whole life. I handed him the money...two times. He just stared at me with irritated eyes. I could see the vexation behind them. He looked at me. He looked down at the table. He didn't explain nothin'.  It's very serious down there. Don't wanna bring the wrath of the Pit Boss with the comb over and ears that look like shredded cold cuts. They're always wandering, those Pit Bosses. Always wandering. 

The shopkeepers in the Gucci and Marc Jacobs and Louis Vuitton and Chanel and Prada and Bvlgari shops sit and look at their phones. No one ever shops in them stores. They don't gotta be on red alert. Except for the guy in the OMEGA store. Middle aged and in a tight navy blue Giorgio Armani suit, this guy was on his feet, walkin' to and fro, waiting for a customer to arrive. No one ever did of course, but he woulda been ready for them.

The hotel people stand by the elevators all day long makin' sure that you got a key. They don't check for them though. They just stand there and nod whenever somebody passes by. And the housekeepers and cleaners and window wipers and maintenance people and the casino waitresses are always in the background, likely making less than minimum wage, constantly picking up trash, cleaning up puke, vacuuming the carpets, wiping down the store windows, polishing the stone floors, changing out the ashtrays, disinfecting the slots, picking up empty bottles, and holding the fabric of reality together. Without them the whole place would collapse in on itself, would descend into pandemonium. 

The temperatures this July were between 110 and 118 degrees fahrenheit. But that don't stop the people on the street. There's always people on the street. On the strip I saw a child rappin' near a CVS pharmacy. He must have been around 6 years old. "Chicken wings, chicken-chicken-chicken wings! I like chicken wings, chicken, chicken, chicken wings!" He was huffin' and puffin' and his father or guardian or whoever was standing behind him with a sign. I couldn't see what it said.

And then you have the women dressed as tropical birds, wearin' nothing  but feathers and you see the men dressed as cowboys wearin' nothin' but a speedo and a cowboy hat. And they're all in very good shape and they all want to take a picture with you and they all want $20. And then you have the impersonators and the dancers and the people dressed in the greasy Elmo costumes and what have you, and you see the people who're handin' out flyers and tokens and cards and the guys with the huge billboards on their backs handin' out flyers to see the real bodies at Bally's and the dudes in the orange shirts passin' out pictures of naked women.

"Free entry into OMNIA Night Club! Free entry into OMNIA Night Club! Sir, sir! C'mon! Take one! Free entry into OMNIA Night Club!" And people actually take the tickets...whether or not they believe that these tickets will really get them into the OMNIA Night Club in Caesars Palace. Who cares if they're fake or not? There are so many other things to do!

See a show. Lose a lot of money. Get super drunk. Dance until it's sunny. But you never know when it's sunny until you go outside and see for yourself. There ain't no clocks in them casinos. Day or night, 8 in the mornin' or 2 at night—it always looks the same. People are walkin' and jammin up the passageways. They walk in groups or alone or with little kids who are either crying or sleeping or experiencing sensory overload from the beeping machines and the screeching jackpots and the cigarette smoke and that ever present, intoxicating, weird chlorine smell. Day or night, night or day, mid-morning, early afternoon: it always looks the same inside them casinos. Always.

There's the best of the best and the worst of the worst. The food is always immaculate; the shows always spectacular. You stand on the escalator that's makin' its way down to the Flamingo, and you gaze out upon the whole scene and you wonder just how many talented people are within your general vicinity and what they're up to and how many people are winning and winning and winning. And at the same time you stand and wonder about all the crumby stuff that's going on, all the weird stuff that's going on, all the shady stuff that's going on, and all of the people that are losing and losing and losing. My God, there's a lot of losing. Maybe it's because gamblin' is a sin in His eyes. Or maybe it's just plain probability. But my oh man oh my—so many losers. I would know. I lost $398. 

I came back broke but stoked. You don't go to Vegas to gamble. You don't go to Vegas to party. You don't go to Vegas to eat good food, buy silly knick-knacks, see the most amazing acrobatics of your life or get royally ripped off everywhere you go. You go to Vegas to see the people. To sit back, relax, and observe humanity in its most purest form. 

You go to see the hobo coolin' off in the fountain on the corner of W Flamingo Rd and S Las Vegas Blvd. You go to see the woman who skirts around in a scooter meant for old people nearly pass out from screaming after she won $50 on the Willy Wonka slot after losing $400. You go to see the  6'7'' dude with the old timey barber shop mustache and the marijuana hat and floral jumper walkin' around, higher than a kite on the Burj Khalifa, trying to figure out how to open a door. You go to see the guy with gnarled hands playin' at the crapless craps table give away a $100 chip to a complete stranger and then miraculously win $13,000. You go to see the depressed person of unidentifiable sex sitting alone at the bar with three empty glasses standin' next to them on the counter. You go to see the guy in the elevator who's trying to put on shorts and a button up shirt and lace his shoes and it's 8:00am and he's hungover and tired and probably had a wild, wild night and he's definitely gonna be late to wherever he needs to be. 

That's what we saw. That's why you go to Vegas. That's what it's all about.